The Potty.


A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.  HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP.  THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.  BUT, ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND, AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND. 
 
HIS MOTHER SAYS, “BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?  YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.”
BILLY SAYS,  “I’M FINE, MOMMY.  I JUST HAVEN’T GONE POTTY YET.” 
MOTHER SAYS, “OKAY, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES, BUT BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”

BILLY SAYS, “IT WORKS FOR KETCHUP. THAT’S WHY”

Cute, eh?

About Zakiah

I write poetry and some fiction, have a book that was published in 2012. . . Stray Thoughts/Winged Words. I have four grandchildren, ages 16 and half to almost 16 months. I love the ocean, and grew up along the Indian Ocean in South India. I am a retired physician. Don't know much else to say. Thanks for reading. That has been my profile for so many years. My daughter Saadia a great poet and story teller, has two sons; the oldest grandson is now 21 years old, doing architectural engineering at Missouri S&T in Rolla MO. His younger brother is almost 16 and taking driving lessons seriously and is in High School. The other two grandsons, children of my son Sayeed, are 9 and 5. I have recently published another book titled Gulistan, A home of Flowers. It has stories and memories of my childhood and of a distant land which I still consider as my HOME., even though I have lived here in the US for more than fifty years. Hope to see you on my blog.
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8 Responses to The Potty.

  1. slmret says:

    Hah! The things little kids associate!

  2. murisopsis says:

    Hehehe! A much needed bit of humor for today!

  3. mrswrangler says:

    So cute and funny.

  4. hahahaha…. omg, it does make sense.

  5. Oh, my! 😮 And HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😀 😛 Smart little boy! 🙂
    (((HUGS))) 🙂

  6. Here is a young boy , intoxicated with Ketchup, Zakiah! 🙂 like many of them !!
    Love ❤
    Michel

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