Smart answers …
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…
‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?… I want to gift it to my wife..!!’
Lady: ‘Don’t Buy it for her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food ,today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!