A Joke

I received this in an email from a friend in London. I think you will like it.
An Engineer Could Not Find A Job, So He Opens A Clinic, And Puts A Sign Outside That Says Get Treatment For $50, If Not Cured Get Back $100.

A Doctor Thinks This Is A Good Opportunity Show Up The Engineer And Earn A Quick $100. And So He Visits The Clinic.

Doctor: I Have Lost My Sense Of Taste.

Engineer: Nurse , Bring The Medicine From Box No 22 And Place 3 Drops In The Patient’s Mouth.

Patient (Doctor): Spits Out The Medicine And Says “This Is Not Medicine, It’s Gasoline”.

Engineer: Congrats.. You Have Your Taste Back ..That Will Be $50

Doctor Gets Annoyed, And Returns After Several Days To Recover His Money.

Doctor : I Have Lost My Memory And Can’t Remember A Thing.

Engineer : Nurse , Bring Medicine From Box No 22 And Put 3 Drops In Patient’s Mouth.

Doctor: “This Medicine Is For The Sense Of Taste” Protests The Doctor.

Engineer : Congrats. Your Memory Is Back.. ..That Will Be $50

Doctor Leaves, But After Several Days Angrily Returns For One Last Try.

Doctor : My Eyesight Has Become Weak.

Engineer : Well I Don’t Have Any Medicine For That. Take This $100

Doctor : But This Is $50 Note

Engineer : Congratulations, Your Eyesight Has Gotten Better. ..That Will Be $50

 

About Zakiah

I write poetry and some fiction, have a book that was published in 2012. . . Stray Thoughts/Winged Words. I have four grandchildren, ages 16 and half to almost 16 months. I love the ocean, and grew up along the Indian Ocean in South India. I am a retired physician. Don't know much else to say. Thanks for reading. That has been my profile for so many years. My daughter Saadia a great poet and story teller, has two sons; the oldest grandson is now 21 years old, doing architectural engineering at Missouri S&T in Rolla MO. His younger brother is almost 16 and taking driving lessons seriously and is in High School. The other two grandsons, children of my son Sayeed, are 9 and 5. I have recently published another book titled Gulistan, A home of Flowers. It has stories and memories of my childhood and of a distant land which I still consider as my HOME., even though I have lived here in the US for more than fifty years. Hope to see you on my blog.
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11 Responses to A Joke

  1. beowulf222 says:

    Hahaha! 😁 In a way lame but funny nonetheless. Thanks for making me lough.

  2. Humor_Me_Now says:

    LOL This is my kind of humor. I love it!!

    Have a good day Dr.Zakiah

    frank.

  3. hahaha… I like it.

  4. HA! *snort* HA! *groan*! 😀
    Thanks for the laugh, SweetZ! 😛
    HUGS!!! 🙂

  5. Haha, that’s pretty funny 🙂

  6. sunsetdragon says:

    LMAO!! This is so funny and Ty for sharing a chuckle.

  7. rudyhou says:

    lol. love it.

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