The Chinese Sick Leave.

 

I received an email this morning. I apologize to all my Chinese friends. I honestly think this is funny.

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: ‘I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’

The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.’

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ‘I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon………You got nice house.

About Zakiah

I write poetry and some fiction, have a book that was published in 2012. . . Stray Thoughts/Winged Words. I have four grandchildren, ages 16 and half to almost 16 months. I love the ocean, and grew up along the Indian Ocean in South India. I am a retired physician. Don't know much else to say. Thanks for reading. That has been my profile for so many years. My daughter Saadia a great poet and story teller, has two sons; the oldest grandson is now 21 years old, doing architectural engineering at Missouri S&T in Rolla MO. His younger brother is almost 16 and taking driving lessons seriously and is in High School. The other two grandsons, children of my son Sayeed, are 9 and 5. I have recently published another book titled Gulistan, A home of Flowers. It has stories and memories of my childhood and of a distant land which I still consider as my HOME., even though I have lived here in the US for more than fifty years. Hope to see you on my blog.
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6 Responses to The Chinese Sick Leave.

  1. Humor_Me_Now says:

    Sounds more like a French joke. lol

  2. sunsetdragon says:

    Now that made me laugh out loud. TY. 😀

  3. sunsetdragon says:

    Hmm emotes not working again today.
    😀

  4. Me says:

    Ha! That was funny. Also, that is a nice painting which does not (thankfully) fit with the story. 🙂

  5. HA! I snorted! 😀
    HUGS!!! 🙂

  6. hahahaha… it’s always good to laugh. 🙂

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