A blonde was shopping at Target & came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, ‘Why, that’s a thermos…..
It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.’
‘Wow, said the blonde, ‘that’s amazing ….. I’m going to buy it!’
So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk.
‘What’s that,’ he asked?
‘Why, that’s a thermos….. It keeps hot things hot & cold things cold,’ she replied..
Her boss inquired, ‘What do you have in it?’
The blond replied……’Two popsicles & some coffee.’
My apologies to all the beautiful ladies with pale hair.