A Pale Joke

A blonde was shopping at Target & came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, ‘Why, that’s a thermos…..
It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.’
‘Wow, said the blonde, ‘that’s amazing ….. I’m going to buy it!’

So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk.
‘What’s that,’ he asked?
‘Why, that’s a thermos….. It keeps hot things hot & cold things cold,’ she replied..
Her boss inquired, ‘What do you have in it?’

The blond replied……’Two popsicles & some coffee.’

My apologies to all the beautiful ladies with pale hair.

About Zakiah

I write poetry and some fiction, have a book that was published in 2012. . . Stray Thoughts/Winged Words. I have four grandchildren, ages 16 and half to almost 16 months. I love the ocean, and grew up along the Indian Ocean in South India. I am a retired physician. Don't know much else to say. Thanks for reading. That has been my profile for so many years. My daughter Saadia a great poet and story teller, has two sons; the oldest grandson is now 21 years old, doing architectural engineering at Missouri S&T in Rolla MO. His younger brother is almost 16 and taking driving lessons seriously and is in High School. The other two grandsons, children of my son Sayeed, are 9 and 5. I have recently published another book titled Gulistan, A home of Flowers. It has stories and memories of my childhood and of a distant land which I still consider as my HOME., even though I have lived here in the US for more than fifty years. Hope to see you on my blog.
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13 Responses to A Pale Joke

  1. hahahaha… and I should apologize for laughing too.

  2. Ha! 😀
    I am dark-headed…but I have blonde roots! 😉 And I’m not offended in the least! 😀
    HUGS!!! 🙂

  3. Humor_Me_Now says:

    I like those kind of jokes.

  4. Zakiah says:

    Carolyn, you are a sweet heart.

  5. digitalgranny says:

    I also apologize to anyone with blonde or light hair but I laughed also.

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